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May 24, 2026
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Delphian
laconism
Smithfield match
Parthian
Elginism

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AWADmail Issue 1247

A Compendium of Feedback on the Words in A.Word.A.Day and Other Tidbits about Words and Language



From: Laura Burns (laurab12 sbcglobal.net)
Subject: Delphian

The Delphian Society was once a prominent women’s group, and some chapters still exist today. The Houston Delphians raise money for scholarships for students at the University of Houston and the University of Houston-Downtown.

Laura Burns, Galveston, Texas



From: Russell Hollins (flybynyt28 gmail.com)
Subject: Delphian

In otolaryngology, the word Delphian also has a prognostic sense. The Delphian node, or prelaryngeal lymph node, lies in front of the larynx. If it is positive for metastatic disease, it can indicate that laryngeal cancer has spread and is associated with a worse prognosis.

Russell Hollins, Kingston, Canada



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From: Gerald Lalonde (lalondg grinnell.edu)
Subject: Re: A.Word.A.Day--Smithfield match

Smithfield (a mutation of Smooth field), outside the old city wall of London, was also famous as a venue for public executions. William Wallace, the Scottish patriot, suffered the ghastly traitor’s death at the Elms of Smithfield in 1305. There, heretics of various stripes, and the odd witch, were burned at the stake to satisfy the politics and pieties of regal and ecclesiastical potentates.

Gerald Lalonde, Grinnell, Iowa



From: Simon Lowe (simonlowe theabcis.com)
Subject: Re: A.Word.A.Day--Elginism

Dear Sir,

With all due respect, you are being slightly too unfavourable to Elgin. Regardless of one’s view on whether or not the pieces should be returned (I believe they should, even as a British man), it is unfair to suggest they were stolen. They were purchased from the ruling Ottoman Empire in an attempt to preserve them, as the site was being left to ruin. It had already suffered mortar damage in the Ottoman-Venetian War, and the site was being plundered by locals for building materials, a not uncommon occurrence which has seen us lose most of antiquity, including Rome. The question of ethics rather depends upon your willingness to apply modern moral frameworks on a previous historical culture where such considerations were not common, especially in the acquisitive imperial era. To impose those moral frameworks on previous generations is to misunderstand history.

Thank you for all your efforts on your Wordsmith website; it is a welcome distraction on a busy day and much loved by our students.

Yours,

Mr Simon Lowe MA
Assistant Headteacher - Curriculum, Professional Development, Teaching and Learning
Teacher of History
The ABC International School, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam


Dear Mr Lowe,

Thanks for your thoughtful note and for your kind words about Wordsmith.org. I’m delighted to hear it’s a hit with your students.

I don’t think “purchased from the ruling Ottoman Empire” quite describes what happened. Elgin claimed to have permission from Ottoman authorities to remove the sculptures. The British government later purchased the collection from Elgin.

It’s important to note that no such original permission document has been found. The British Museum claims to have an Italian translation of the original. As it happens, I have an English translation of a letter giving me permission to remove the Eiffel Tower to my backyard. I just don’t know where the original French letter went.

The British government’s purchase of the marbles from Elgin doesn’t erase the origin of the goods. Purchasing stolen property doesn’t make one the rightful owner if one has reason to suspect its shady provenance.

Re: “willingness to apply modern moral frameworks on a previous historical culture...” As I mentioned in the NOTES, Elgin’s actions were condemned in his own time as well, most famously by Byron, but also by other contemporaries and Members of Parliament who viewed it as outright vandalism. So this is not simply a case of imposing 21st-century values on people who could not have imagined such objections.

I appreciate your writing, and especially your note that the sculptures should be returned. On that, at least, we are in full agreement.

It is a shame that the persistent historical defense of their acquisition is exactly what gives institutions the cover they need to not return them to Greece.

Last Nov, while in Athens for the marathon, I visited the Acropolis Museum with its haunting, partially empty displays. When I asked a museum employee where the missing pieces were, she stared at me for a beat and said two words: “British Museum.” But the way she said it, it sounded an awful lot like “British F**king Museum.”

Best wishes,

Anu Garg



From: Marc Williams (msw60223 gmail.com)
Subject: Elginism

While aware of the acts of Lord Elgin, I was unaware that there was an eponymous word for it. Having Greek heritage, we have visited Greece many times. The new Acropolis Museum is one of the finest in the world, in my opinion. What is interesting is that in displaying all the statues and carvings, missing pieces are represented by silhouettes. Details of where the piece currently resides are given. It is also notable that while other museums are fully named, the British Museum is given as B.M. I like to believe that is not accidental.

Marc Williams, Holmen, Wisconsin



From: Chris Kawaja (ckawaja gmail.com)
Subject: Re: A.Word.A.Day--Elginism

Byron wrote a second, more scathing poem on the same topic: The Curse of Minerva.

Chris Kawaja, Ross, California



From: David Policansky (davidpolicansky gmail.com)
Subject: Re: A.Word.A.Day--Elginism

I was in Athens last year and saw what Byron’s eye wept for. To my surprise, our incredibly erudite and thoughtful Greek guide was more nuanced than I expected as to whether and when the Elgin marbles should be returned to Greece. I was in Alaska 25 years ago on a trip where Native artifacts, which had been stolen from a village by the Harriman Expedition of 1899, were repatriated. It was a moving ceremony and, once again, nuanced. The items weren’t originally intended to be permanent, and if they hadn’t been stolen and put in museums, they would eventually have been lost to the environment. The recipients of the repatriated material made a point of saying that, in addition to repatriation, the word conservation needed to be added to their lexicon.

David Policansky, Santa Fe, New Mexico



From: Craig Good (clgood me.com)
Subject: Elginism

Know why the pyramids are in Egypt?

Because they won’t fit in the British Museum.

Craig Good, Vallejo, California



From: Shane Bernard (shane cajunculture.com)
Subject: Re: A.Word.A.Day--Elginism

Didn’t Britain pass a law making it “illegal” to return the Elgin Marbles? Yes, it did, I see, but how silly, not to mention counterproductive! Besides, a law can be revoked, can’t it?

It seems to me this issue can still result in a win-win situation, but government officials often lack imagination: why not return the marbles and enter into a revolving loan agreement with Greece? Britain loans them locally dug Roman, Anglo-Saxon, Viking, or “Beaker people” artifacts in exchange for a never-ending rotation of Greek artifacts that always go back to their homeland after the exhibit. But, no, that would make too much sense.

Shane K. Bernard, New Iberia, Louisiana



From: Penelope Miller (penelopemiller hotmail.com)
Subject: Pots and kettles

Is there a word for cultural vandalism and the removal of autonomy from, or plunder of, indigenous people and their lands? If so, perhaps it could describe the US.

Penelope Miller, London, UK



From: Mo Doyle (momcdo gmail.com)
Subject: Elgin marbles

John Oliver of Last Week Tonight has a wonderful episode (34 mins, and entirely worth watching) arguing for the return of the Elgin Marbles and other items to their countries of origin.

He points out that the British Museum damaged the Marbles through overzealous cleaning, then adds, in his sardonic way, that Britain has refused to return them, partly on the grounds that Greece supposedly cannot protect them.

Mo Doyle, Boston, Massachusetts



From: Donal Skinner (donalswork gmail.com)
Subject: Arthur Conan Doyle: A disappointment

A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
I should dearly love that the world should be ever so little better for my presence. Even on this small stage we have our two sides, and something might be done by throwing all one’s weight on the scale of breadth, tolerance, charity, temperance, peace, and kindliness to man and beast. We can’t all strike very big blows, and even the little ones count for something. -Arthur Conan Doyle, physician and writer (22 May 1859-1930)

I love the daily dose of knowledge you provide! But quoting Arthur Conan Doyle is a little like quoting Joseph Goebbels. Contrary to popular, although understandable, belief, Conan Doyle was not knighted for his creation of Sherlock Holmes, but for his defense of British concentration camps that were the forerunner to the Nazi concentration camps.

Donal Skinner, Richardson, Texas



From: Alex McCrae (ajmccrae277 gmail.com)
Subject: Delphian/Parthian and laconism

Trump: The Delphian Parthianer
Drum roll, please! I give you a rare two-fer: a cartoon illustrating two of this week’s words. Trump often answers media questions with ambiguous or opaque replies, leaving everyone confused. Exiting White House pressers, he usually lumbers off-stage without a word; but here he gives his hackneyed “in two weeks” rejoinder -- dare I say a Delphian/Drumpfian exit strategy?

Warhol... A Conundrum Wrapped in an Enigma
When interviewed, Pop artist Andy Warhol had a reputation for being terse in his replies. From his short and often nonsensical answers, it was difficult to determine what made this eccentric artist tick. In one memorable interview, he even asked the interviewer to come up with the answers Warhol himself might have given. Often, he gave the art world the impression that he didn’t want to be taken seriously. Au contraire, he was totally serious about and devoted to his art and the fame and fortune that followed. He may have been a man of few words, but his creativity and vast body of work spoke volumes.

Alex McCrae, Van Nuys, California



Anagrams

This week’s theme: Toponyms
  1. Delphian
  2. Laconism
  3. Smithfield match
  4. Parthian
  5. Elginism
=
  1. Cryptic
  2. Pithiness
  3. Mama wed him in a sham deal
  4. Spoken to him in flight
  5. Stolen helmets
=
  1. Dark
  2. Pithiness
  3. Hmm, men wed a posh female’s money
  4. A last shot
  5. Pinch illicit thing/item
-Dharam Khalsa, Burlington, North Carolina (dharamkk2 gmail.com) -Julian Lofts, Auckland, New Zealand (jalofts xtra.co.nz)

Make your own anagrams and animations.



Limericks

Delphian

What the Delphian oracle said
Was mysterious, and it misled.
Croesus misunderstood,
Which turned out not so good --
He had thought that a win lay ahead.
-Marion Wolf, Bergenfield, New Jersey (marionewolf yahoo.com)

“I admit I’m a bit of a hellion,
Loving nothing so much as rebellion,”
Said Donald’s supporter.
“I hate the old order;
My reasons? They’re pretty much Delphian.”
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)

Laconism

I accept that you’re prone to fascism,
And I shouldn’t expect altruism.
But you bloviate so,
It’s like watching hair grow.
Oh please, Donald, attempt laconism!
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)

Smithfield match

In a bad Smithfield match she is stuck,
Which is why she’s lamenting her luck.
“Oh, alas for poor me!
By parental decree,
My whole life I will spend with this schmuck.”
-Marion Wolf, Bergenfield, New Jersey (marionewolf yahoo.com)

Well, there certainly isn’t a doubt
Of why Cece has married that lout!
Her folks are so poor
That, approached by that boor,
The Smithfield match simply won out!
-Bindy Bitterman, Chicago, Illinois (bindy eurekaevanston.com)

She stared at the man with a patch,
And he didn’t seem much of a catch.
But, her father said, “Honey,
He has lots of money.
He’ll make you a fine Smithfield match.”
-Joan Perrin, Port Jefferson Station, New York (perrinjoan aol.com)

“Diana’s a fine Smithfield match,
And Charles, she’s cute, quite a catch!”
Said the queen. “I’ll obey,”
Her son answered, “by day,
But Camilla’s an itch I must scratch.”
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)

Parthian

Some can summon their wits on the spot
To deliver a Parthian shot.
But, alas, I am slow!
When I’m turning to go,
Just the lousiest comebacks I’ve got.
-Marion Wolf, Bergenfield, New Jersey (marionewolf yahoo.com)

“Of my forests you’ve been a poor guardian,
Ignoring their sad laments Parthian,”
Said Gaia. “You fools!
These are nature’s crown jewels;
Once they’re gone, that’s the end of your partyin’.”
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)

Elginism

In London they say, “Elginism
Is our way to salute Hellenism!”
But those who are Greek
Say, “Return’s what we seek!”
Which gives Brits an acute embolism.
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)



Puns

“All in all, I’d rather be in Phila-delphian-ot here,” suggested W.C. Fields for his epitaph.
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)

The Rolling in the Deep singer’s fan club called themselves The A-delphians.
-Joan Perrin, Port Jefferson Station, New York (perrinjoan aol.com)

“Ooh-la-laconism!” the French grifter remarked admiringly about Donald’s principles of government.
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)

“Will Jack Smithfield matching questions during his testimony?” asked the congressional staffer.
“No,” answered the prosecutor’s assistant, “each member should ask something different. The idea is to impart information, not to grandstand for their constituents back home.”
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)

“If we shooteth parthian-d I should go out for a drink afterwards,” said the Quaker to his golf partner.
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)

“Doc, the only thing I can stand to eat is Brussels sprouts.”
“Ah! Zees ees classic case of B-elginism.”
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)



A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
It is the people who scream the loudest about America and Freedom who seem to be the most intolerant for a differing point of view. -Rosanne Cash, singer-songwriter and author (b. 24 May 1955)

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