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AWADmail Issue 761

A Weekly Compendium of Feedback on the Words in A.Word.A.Day and Tidbits about Words and Language

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From: Anu Garg (words at wordsmith.org)
Subject: Interesting stories from the Net

Dictionaries Find Truth in a Post-Truth World
The Web of Language

Crowdsourcing for Shakespeare
The New Yorker

From: Mark Poore (mark.poore sce.com)
Subject: Anu’s political leanings

Your anti-Trump tirade is infantile and most tiresome. Give it a rest, already. It’s time to put on your big boy pants and grow up. Nobody cares that you are feeling disaffected. You have been served notice, make it stop. If this is not feasible, then feel free to return to the country of your origin. I will gladly come over and help you prepare for the move back.

Mark Poore, Santa Ana, California

What is infantile is standing in front of a wall that commemorates people who gave their lives for this country and bragging about how smart you are and how big your inauguration crowds were and then later claiming that the staffers gave you a standing ovation even though you never let them sit.

I’m an American. This is my country. It’s not for you to decide where I live and what I say.

The America I know and cherish has freedom of speech. Is your vision of America a place in which everyone agrees with the president? There are places where everyone does, willingly (in a robot shop) or not (North Korea).

You have your man in the most powerful office in this country, perhaps in the whole world. Why do you feel threatened by what some obscure Wordsmith says in his corner of the Net? It’s good to remember that more than half Americans in this country have a different opinion, even though not all may be vocal about it. Some of your neighbors, even some of your family members likely have a different opinion. Is this how it’s supposed to work: every time we have a president of a different party, half of the country has to leave?

What makes America great is not the size of its army or how tall a wall it makes on its border. Rather, it’s a place that welcomes people irrespective of color, religion, or beliefs, that it appreciates people for their talents, that it opens its doors to people who leave everything behind and come here and contribute to make it even greater. People who think a little differently.

Something to think about.

At any rate, I wish you well. May you find peace and understanding.

-Anu Garg

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From: Martha Pedersen (marthapedersen gmail.com)
Subject: Quotations

I don’t know where you’re finding these recent thoughts for the day but they are a balm to my soul. Keep them coming.

Your work overall is a balm to my soul, actually. It promotes intelligent, nuanced conversation, and thought. Thank you.

Martha Pedersen, Santa Barbara, California

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From: Henry Willis (hmw ssdslaw.com)
Subject: Secret handshakes

Following up on your suggestion that English has been designed to be exceptionally difficult for non-native speakers to learn, this would not be the only such case of intentional misdirection. During WW2 Stalin ordered authorities in the areas near the German lines to change the street signs and print deliberately mistaken maps so that the Nazis would get lost if they relied on either. Old habits die hard: the Soviets continued to reprint these inaccurate maps for decades after the defeat of Hitler, serving mostly to confuse Soviet citizens. (reference)

And then there is Irish orthography, in which “bh” and “mh” might sound like a “v” or “w” to English-speakers, “ch” sounds like an “x” except when it doesn’t, and so forth. (And that’s not even touching on all the ways that vowels can collide with consonants and with each other.) I always thought that this was, like Stalin’s maps, a trap to confound invaders, specifically the English. And, like those maps, the orthography remains in use today, just as confusing as ever for anyone trying to learn the language.

Henry M. Willis, Los Angeles, California

From: Richard Schmitz (davey59w msn.com)
Subject: AWAD

In common parlance caretaker refers to one who takes care of property -- the house, the yard, etc.; a caregiver gives care to the body -- a nurse, a therapist, etc.

Richard Schmitz, Tucson, Arizona

From: Charles Aylworth (caylworth gmail.com)
Subject: The Peripatetic Quotidian

Eugene, Oregon, has a legal courier company named “The Peripatetic Quotidian”. They figured lawyers would know what it meant. Secret Code.

Charles Aylworth, Salem, Oregon

From: Ron Conescu (RonConescu gmail.com)
Subject: quotidian

As I learned it, modern French uses the word quotidian, spelled almost like that (as quotidien). It means exactly what you wrote above -- mundane, ordinary, daily. It is, in fact, the normal, generic word to describe normal, generic activities -- it’s how you talk about going shopping for groceries, or checking the mail, or other stuff you do on a regular basis that stands out mostly for its normalcy. It’s not as unusual a word as it is in English.

Ironically, that makes it the quotidian French word for saying “quotidian”.

Ron Conescu, Mountain View, California

From: Evelyn Flam (evflam aol.com)
Subject: effluvium

Back in the 1960s when I was involved with the League of Women Voters and we were trying to clean up the Hudson River in New York State by having communities build sewer treatment plants and stop dumping waste into the river. We termed it “the effluence of our affluence”.

Evelyn Flam, Clearwater, Florida

From: Srinivas Shastri (shastrix gmail.com)
Subject: ineffable

Aeon carried a wonderful article on the same topic.

Srinivas Shastri, Bangalore, India

From: Gary Muldoon (gmuldoon muldoongetz.com)
Subject: ineffable

In the TV series How I Married Your Mother, a man is telling a woman that they aren’t right for each other. Trying to explain it, he fumbles and finally says, “It’s ineffable.” She responds, “I’m not F-able?” (video, 3 sec.)

Gary Muldoon, Rochester, New York

From: Becky Manning (emanning wisc.edu)
Subject: ineffable

And of course Neil Gaiman’s and the late great Terry Pratchett’s hilarious Good Omens plot turns on the word. Armageddon is averted because whether it was actually intended in God’s Great Plan “[which] can only be a tiny part of the overall ineffability” sends both Beelzebub and Metatron, Voice of God, back for further instructions.

Becky Manning, Madison, Wisconsin

From: Simon Warwicker (simon.warwicker virginmedia.com)
Subject: Re: A.Word.A.Day--ineffable

But according to the quotation below, ineffable does have an antonym!

“Let’s think the unthinkable, let’s do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.” -Douglas Adams

This is probably one of the few times you will manage to get a crude word through the censors!

Simon Warwicker, London, UK

From: Joyce Whitesell (mustangjkw hotmail.com)
Subject: ineffable

Today’s word (ineffable) reminded me of an old joke, where grade school children were each given a word to look up and report on in class. The next day, one child reported that he wanted a different word, because the dictionary said the word he had been assigned “cannot be explained or accounted for”. His word was “inexplicable”.

Joyce K. Whitesell, Dunnellon, Florida

From: Richard Alexander (alexander triton.net)
Subject: ineffable

My first exposure to the word -- and still, decades later, was the example that first came to mind -- was the conclusion of T.S. Eliot’s “The Naming of Cats”:

When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

Whether Eliot intended this as an allusion to the “ineffable name of God”, well, we’ll leave that for a later exegesis.

Richard Alexander, Grand Rapids, Michigan

From: Alex McCrae (ajmccrae277 gmail.com)
Subject: effluvium and visage

Curiously, Freud, in his ground-breaking 1899 tome, The Interpretation of Dreams, associates a patient’s dream imagery of effluent (more precisely... excrement), with a subconscious desire for gold. Or might we take the liberty to rephrase that... a subconscious desire for filthy lucre?

I can imagine a much rosier, loving scenario between Victor Hugo’s grossly malformed Quasimodo and his equally freakish mother than the actual sad, early narrative painted in The Hunchback of Notre Dame, where as a young child the eponymous character of the 1831 novel is rejected by his own flesh-and-blood... unloved, cast into a most cruel and judgmental world, and yet in the end, redeemed.
Alex McCrae, Van Nuys, California

From: James Hutchinson (james hutch.org.uk)
Subject: Inexorable

Writing about the Berlin Wall, Carl Jung commented that “The sad truth is that man’s real life consists of a complex of inexorable opposites -- day and night, birth and death, happiness and misery, good and evil... Life is a battleground.”

James Hutchinson, Newcastle upon Tyne, UK

From: Anu Garg (words at wordsmith.org)
Subject: Anagrams of this week’s words

1. quotidian
2. effluvium
3. ineffable
4. visage
5. inexorable
= 1. often
2. aquifer efflux
3. invisible
4. image
5. unavoidable
= 1. usual, frequent
2. I’ve a niff, BO
3. inviolable
4. image
5. fixed
= 1. frequent
2. of a fume
3. vague label
4. in vision
5. fixed alibi
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From: Anu Garg (words at wordsmith.org)
Subject: Limericks

An inbox of effluvia quotidian
Kept him up to one, ante meridian.
He started to doze
And down went his nose.
The injury: just proboscidian.
-Lawrence Crumb, Eugene, Oregon (lcrumb uoregon.edu)

When drawing the Greenwich Meridian
Map makers used methods Euclidean.
“We’ll bisect the sphere
So the clock will start here.
By the end of the day it’s quotidian.”
-Adam Perl, Ithaca, New York (adam pastimes.com)

There was a monk named Gideon,
Who favored things quotidian.
A creature of habit,
The randy old abbot
Got aroused when he did see a nun.
-Joan Perrin, Port Jefferson Station, New York (perrinjoan aol.com)

The sun is my basic quotidian.
My daily gold and palladium.
You may think that's bad,
Or perhaps that it's 'rad,'
But not for this "Sun-Bird" Floridian.
-C. William Elliott, Sarasota, Florida (evenports msn.com)

From the President’s mouth, the effluvia
Are focused on silly minutiae.
He colorfully lies
About crowds of small size.
He’d call crabgrass a bright red petunia.
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)

Alternative facts clearly full o’ bull
Are tweeted as truth to the gullible.
Madonna did muster
a comeback -- she cussed! Her
feelings in no way ineffable.
-Joel Holtz, Rancho Palos Verdes, California (planetholtz cox.net)

A death warrant on women he’s signed
With men in suits standing behind.
Alternative facts!
Ineffable acts!
The alarm rings for all humankind.
-Kathy Deutsch, Melbourne, Australia (kathy deutsch.net.au)

Common to English-language nations
Is the f-word in fine publications.
The ineffable, once relegated,
Is now effable and dedicated
By efficient, effective prorations.
-Mike Parsley, Malaga, Spain (slussen2 gmail.com)

If God has made man in His image,
Please explain our new President’s visage.
That pucker and scowl
Look like murder most foul.
What in Heaven, Lord, earned us this priv’lege?
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)

It’s well-known fact and an adage
That a lovely and fair outward package
Can take a girl far,
But she’s not very yar
If she’s lacking a generous visage.
-Judith Marks-White, Westport, Connecticut (joodthmw gmail.com)

If the path we are on is inexorable,
The damage may soon be irreparable.
Prosperity’s wrecked
By the greenhouse effect.
Healthy growth and clean air are inseparable.
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)

It’s bewildering and highly deplorable
That Trump makes decisions inexorable.
Each morn we awake
To another “earthquake”
The damage of which is irreparable.
-Judith Marks-White, Westport, Connecticut (joodthmw gmail.com)

From: Phil Graham (pgraham1946 cox.net)
Subject: Miscing links

If you speak in Uganda, quotidian Amin crowd will gather.

Ja, I remember Die Messerschmitts! Effluvium in ze war.

Where was “effable” when Anu’s theme was “Words that sound dirty but aren’t”?

I will visage you more after my cataracts are removed.

“Lynx”, “jinx”, and “anxious” are inexorable words.

Phil Graham, Tulsa, Oklahoma

From: Bruce Flitcroft (bflitcroft allianttech.com)
Subject: Thank you

I have been reading your site since 1999 and almost daily since 2003. In 2005, I introduced your site to my three children. My daughter, nine years old then, took a fancy to it. She is graduating college this year. She speaks seven languages, three fluently, is an excellent poet, and a self-proclaimed “Grammar Nazi”. Her love is linguistics. She reads your site daily. This has provided a theme and something in common to talk about on our calls. Like an influential family member or an athletics coach, your staff has contributed positively to the raising of my daughter by bestowing to her so many words and thoughts to pursue her passion. Your website is to me a selfless and relatively unbiased contribution to so many people. Although the impact may normally be nominal, sometimes it’s not. Thank You.

Bruce Flitcroft, Morristown, New Jersey

My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. -Thomas Paine, philosopher and writer (29 Jan 1737-1809)

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