Now wait a cotton-pickin' minute! et'! Did you take a gander at that black-headed gull? Good grief. It's enough that they call the Mexican gray wolf, which is not a gray wolf, a gray wolf. But to call that not-black-headed gull a black-headed gull is preposterous! It has one little bitty dot of black on its mostly white and gray head! These people who name animals are cryptologists, every single last one of 'em! Or they're color blind!