My husband just came home with a brown paper bag; I could see the neck of some sort of libation sticking out of it. He knows that I only get in the mood to drink a few swallows of beer or wine about every three years or so, but nonetheless he asked me if I wanted some. Being sure it was beer, I said, "Let me sniff it". He replied that it was Reisling (and it's not bad, either), and that I must have a more powerful sniff than he realized, if I could remove the cork that way! So here's the "contest" (now that I've stopped laughing enough to type): if it were possible to Hoover the cork up out of a wine bottle by "sniff-power", what would that act be called?