Nice ones Ruby!

“Its just a pipe dream,” said Tom stonily.

“I made a lot of money at the Ascot race meeting once…harrchh…behind the stands…harrchh…only my hat”, she coughed hoarsely.

“No! She gets my goat!” Tom rebutted hornily.

“Ehgve yerst ‘ed meh tons’ls ehrt,” said Tom glottally.

“Six or seven?” Tom asked confusedly.

“The TV control is on the table,” Tom said remotely.