TEd quoth Descarte walked into an English pub, to be greeted by the bartender, who said to him, "Fancy a beer, guv?"

A wine drinker, Descarte pulled himself up to his full height and snarled, "I think NOT!" and promptly disappeared.

Preeeeeeeeeecisely! That joke was told to me many moons ago and I loved it so much I adopted the "I think NOT!" as a conscious affectation. TEd is the first person who has ever come up with the source.

And, from "The Philosophers Song", "Descartes, Descartes was a boozy old fart/but not as sloshed as Schlagel!"




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