but what's a linquist?

...linguaphile!

all baseball aside

>when Todd Zeile approached the plate in the culmination of the 10th inning, and there was a fulmination and fulguration of thunder and lightning.<

I'd lose my lunch on him just for this pile of heavy-handed linquistic calisthenics alone...does anyone here really think this is good writing? Even if he's trying to be "cute and clever" with big words, it ain't workin'!