I'm not accused of war crimes and stockpiling weapons of mass destruction...
How do you know you're not? You want to start a students' rights website, well the oldies are just going to assume you are a neo-Marxist in socialist's clothing. That's got to be worth at least three chemical warheads (filled with sulphur dioxide) and half a teaspoon of smelly plutonium carefully gathered from a cyclotron hidden up a camel's rectum.
You are a positive danger to society, and you ought to be locked away.
I dunno what the world's coming to, I really don't. What is all this crap about students having rights anyway? They have wrongs, and even those are doled out with care, only to the most deserving cases, preferably to those students who are quadraplegics.
Bet you turn up to classes, too. Now there's something that's highly suspicious!
- Pfranz
