Howye fokes
Well, I finally got ta check out this so called acomadation in The Galways and I'm just disgusten at what we're been offered. It's only a 3 star kip, ya know and this does not suit the high standarts of a Cyber Celeb Teddy Bear like meself.
Also, I'd like ta pint out that the organisors promised me there would be loads of slots and stuff there at no exter charge so that I, meself and me pals could do a bita gamblen on our hollydays. Well, what's this supposed ta mean so?
EXTRA CHARGES:
FUEL ELECTRICITY BY SLOT METER
Slot Meter I ask ya? Who do they think they're foolen. Pull the fur over someone else's eyes, ye pack of chancers ye.
Anyways, suvice ta say, there'll be no Teddy Bears from this establishmint crossen inta The Galways fer this typea treetment. MadDogTed is only beside himself with the idigistion of it all.
I'm only ragen now that I paid me 350 hard earned Euros up front. But I'm not a cheep bear, so I won't be demanden a refund. As look would have it, I just met this ejjit in Slashers Bar (and Grill) and managed ta convince them ta bye the hollyday(!) ] offa me. I hope they fit in with ye but then again, that's not Ted's problem. I only managed ta make a lousy 299 Euros on the deal, but after seein that sub-standart jint they call a hollyday home, I'm gratefull ta be cutten me losses.
Hope ye all have a grate time anyways, I suppose even cheepos like yerselves deserve a brake.
Be seein ya
GT
