Pretentious? Moi? Dah-ling, that is too divine.

I am rolling! Oui, toi! Dahling, you ah
tee-yoo funny! You, with the convolutions and contortions of thought (AND sentences!!) we have witnessed?? Oh, my
Dear, I would adore seeing what you consider as
pretentious! Maybe private, as I'm not sure how many others
share my enthusiasm for you. Make it good, won't you?

Thanks for the drink!