a bake of clams
a scream of lobsters*
a flex of mussels....or not!

and for the Aussies in the crowd:

a plash of platypus
a bounce of kangaroos
a clamp of crocodiles (is it true one et a German tourist recently? a friend of mine in Darwin sez so....geez, you'd think that would make the news Up Over as well)


(*don't they scream when boiled? I've never witnessed it, I'm a coward about killing my own food)