Two things occurred to me as I read through the above posts.
First--why are WE, the respondents, gnashing our teeth? It would be a more appropriate resolution of the problem if the designers would simply change the questionnaire.

Secondly: look what happens to the meaning of milum's sentence, "My "compliment" to you and Vika resents being called Left-handed.", when I add just one letter.
My "compliments" to you and Vika resents being called Left-handed. (This is actually how I read it at first.)