Gee whiz, gwz--I'm trying to figure out whether there's something you're trying to get across in your post above. I'm wondering whether you think, or would have us think, that Juan is homosexual, since your subject title is a take-off on an ad for cigarettes marketed to women. And if that is so, I am really wondering what you might be trying to accomplish?
Completely apart from the personal reference, your post could be interpreted as denigrating to gays, and besides the fact that I personally don't like that, this is not the place for it.