What! If you've been tired in the past why would you want to be re-tired? You Re-mington's need to be made of sterner stuff, The original Mingtons never quit. Now go get your shoes re-tired and get back in the rat race. Where is it written that the Ted Remingtons of the world can sit around staring at their navel while the rest of us have to work?

(Sorry Ted I couldn't think of an appropriate bad pun so this is what you get)