Dear wwh,

You're always in a piacular mood. This ain't even picayune news.

Now were you to be in an oracular mood, well, hey, that would be somethin' new! Or even an avuncular mood, quite unlike you. Spectacular? Well, yes, you've been that at times. But please avoid nucular moods since they make Faldage, in particular, testy.

Best regards,
WW