[music note icon] Max is an old hand,
Max is an old hand! [music note icon]

(ohmigawd how'm I ever going to rhyme this one? I did RC's for the challenge, but this beats it!)

Okay; to the tune of the alphabet song:

Quor-dle-pleen is an Old Hand,
Bends so far, then takes a stand.
Quietly he makes his way;
Picks his time to have his say;
He will not get in a stew-ie,
Temper never goes ka-bloo-ey.

Um--I think I'll spare you all any further public
stupidities (the deliberate kind, that is).