Commiserations Max.

I think that this may be the only place on earth where people are congratulated on becoming addicts. I'll send a prescription shortly. In the meantime, I recommend plenty of sunscreen so you can get out more in that lovely summer sunshine. I also hear the Betty Ford clinic is very good, they have paper and pens to save you going cold turkey. Tsuwm is not allowed anywhere near as he has access to some very dangerous Internet sites. Shanks is wanted by Interpol and is expected to serve a very long sentence. After a while you will reach a half way house where you will be allowed to use only sign language (lessons by Brandon) so you'll never need to main line another OED (curiously spell-checked as Oedipal).

Just got to dash to another Internet Cafe, I like to keep on the move.

OJ