The awful Management Consultants have taken up the expression pushing the envelope lately, along with raising the bar and thinking out of the box.

Maurice, welcome, experts in sacred matters are rare these days. Thinking of which, I note that you were born in Chesterfield - have they straightened up that spire yet?

What's the story behind your sign-off line? I seriously doubt that luncheon meat could be made in any way palatable even with the addition of the equally awful cherryade. Does Welwyn Garden City produce both these items? Wasn't it the first New Town? Leading on to greater things like Milton Keynes. Hmmm...Milton Keynes, luncheon meat and cherryade...well...

Welgar Shredded Wheat was a joy of my youth, I am sure the current product is not as good - is it still made in WGC?