Thanks; it was fun...

From the paper:

*Depressed Dvorak was spendthrift
Blue Czech blew check

*Collins’s style permeates estate
Phil's manner fills manor

*Blockheaded lover has an accident on a rural road
Dense dear dents deer

*Merchant recognized animal in the basement
seller knew cellar gnu

From me:

*Acme Egg Farm Shut Down -- Chickens wafted disgusting odor towards neighboring homes.
fowl sent foul scent

* Franchise founder Sanders puts bullets in corn silo exit-slides
colonel shoots kernel chutes

*Different groups of vulgar pursers, stewards, yeomen, etc. worked on that particular Carnival route throughout the season.
crude crews crewed cuise

* Bono’s group says of his pet sheep: she reminds us of a bunch of fungus/alga symbiotic dual-plants
U2 likens ewe to lichens

*Homemaker support hotline helps housewives vent: “One wife phoned and talked about her extreme distaste for the ring her husband leaves on his shirt from having a sweaty neck ” says founder.
caller discussed collar disgust

*Santa was late for the next house on his list because the weird appendages on Johnny’s pet crab really impressed him
odd claws awed Claus

* Ms. Wray’s namesakes were victorious in the first stage.
Fayes won phase one

*So as not to blemish his reputation as a great athlete, former Left Fielder Rice de-accentuated his “F” in phys-ed when he posted his freshman year report card on his “Meet the 1974-1989 Redsox” website.
Jim grayed gym grade

*(there are 2 in this one) Women Trampled at Free-range Zoo! The exclusive group of house cleaners took a picture (causing a certain sound .) What follows is as would be expected: a sound that was audible irritates group of buffalo , stampede ensues.)
maid clique made click -- a noise heard annoys herd