Thanks for the welcome!

The calendar was for 1991, which was obviously the point. Here are a couple more:

Traci tore erotic art
Laminated E.T. animal

And this truly astonishing one from the preface, credited to Alastair Reid:

T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. "I'd assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet."

I've never seen anything quite like that.