I would have thought that "Waterloo" would have been one of his favourites

I suppose he never quite made it as a Dancing Queen, though he was a Super Trooper.

He should have sent an SOS to his Italian-born Spanish friend Fernando, who would have said "Mamma Mia - but of course you can Take a Chance on Me!" and rushed to help, if only he could have afforded a ticket to Denmark. Always comes down to Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Money, Money, Money, doesn't it? The Name of the Game is Life, and I Wonder if I'm ever going to win, Knowing Me. Knowing You lot, you don't care, even if you say (quintessentially): "I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do!"

So Long, folks, and Thank You For the Music.

Oh, and all the fish.