This made me laugh out loud--something I heard on TV last night. I was channel surfing, and found something called Sports collisions and bloopers, or something like that. There was a horse race, and one of the entrants was Hoof Hearted. Now, I pronounce the word hoof with the same u sound as in the word pull. But the race announcer says it the other way: with the oo sound in the word tooth. Well, this horse won the race, and the announer calls, "And it's Hoof Hearted in the winner's circle"...