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BREAKFAST:
A pot of coffee and a straw.
...I definitely can relate.
CANADIAN:
A Canadian is anyone who has figured out how to make love in a canoe.
--Pierre Berton
...True?
CAT:
Felis Catus, is your toxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous in nature.
--Commander Data, USS Enterprise NCC1701-D
A perambulatory safety deposit box for hairballs.
--Michael Nellis, 11 Sep 1993
They are Satan's spawn sent for my torment. The less said about them the better.
--Jack Ruttan, 24 Feb 1997 [about the antics of his two cats]
A cat by any other name is still a sneaky little furball.
People who dislike cats were rats in a former life!
A small, furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
CATHOLIC:
A cat with a drinking problem
CONFIDENCE:
The feeling you had before you knew better.
DEPRESSION:
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
ELECTORAL COLLEGE:
The Electoral College is a weird and complicated plan drawn up by our founding fathers just before the bartender cut them off. --Mark Russell in the Wall Street Journal
[On the occasion of the 2000 presidential election fiasco. --MN]
...and now I'll cut myself off. These were great, W'on! Thanks to Faldage, too!
Entire Thread Subject Posted By Posted Daffynitions, anyone? WhitmanO'Neill 09/09/02 01:36 AM Re: Daffynitions, anyone? sjm 09/09/02 01:45 AM Re: Daffynitions, anyone? maverick 09/09/02 12:10 PM Re: Daffynitions, anyone? WhitmanO'Neill 09/09/02 01:19 PM saucy remarks wofahulicodoc 09/09/02 01:36 PM Re: Yankees AnnaStrophic 09/09/02 01:46 PM Re: Daffynitions, anyone? WhitmanO'Neill 09/09/02 01:47 PM Re: Daffynitions, anyone?--Spelling Checker WhitmanO'Neill 09/09/02 01:51 PM Re: Daffynitions, anyone? Jackie 09/10/02 12:47 PM Re: Daffynitions, anyone? wwh 09/10/02 01:02 PM Re: Mason-Dixon jars Faldage 09/10/02 01:08 PM Re: Mason-Dixon jars Jackie 09/10/02 01:20 PM Re: Daffinitions Wordwind 09/10/02 10:42 PM Re: Daffinitions wwh 09/13/02 07:51 PM Re: Daffinitions wofahulicodoc 09/13/02 08:37 PM Re: Daffynitions, anyone? wwh 09/09/02 01:30 PM
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