You might be a Yankee if...

Well, I get 12 out of 33, so I guess that makes me almost half a Yankee. (The other half is New Yorker, which might be even more susceptible to caricature!)

But I do particularly like #3, since "It's pronounced just like Worcestershire sauce" is the usual explanation/correction given to people who stumble (and that's just about everybody living more than one state west or south of here) over the-name-of-the-city-where-I've-lived-for-the-last-29-years!

... 3. You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly...