Only one way to settle this, Rhuby. When the ASp and I come over there to visit y'all we'll head on over to your favorite local and you will set me down, blindfolded, and lay in front of me, three pints. One of Thwaites Best Bitter, one of Greene King's Abbot Ale Everard's Beacon Ale and one of either of those to be decided at a later date by a disinterested third party. You will then ask me which one I want to try first. I will try them all and attempt to determine which two pints are of the same variety.