Actually, to digress slightly, one of the more obvious differences between Zildian and Pommian language usage that I've encountered since coming to this Sceptic Isle is in real estate ads. The Brits have come up with completely meaningless jargon. Consider this:

Zild: "This home offers three double bedrooms with ensuite in master."

Brit: "This home benefits from three double bedrooms with ensuite to master."

So ... the house gets the benefits, does it? And while I've searched high and low, I still can't find a dictionary showing me "en suite" as a verb ...


The idiot also known as Capfka ...