Mister one hand clapping

That's "fin", surely? Or we'll never hear the end of it. So let me be the first to throw in the Tao.

Incidentally, just found an amusing and informative link on "the sound of one hand":
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_049

your rue de gra dea
"Road of fa(t) god". Hmmm.
Lost me here, Mr Washington, sir!