WO'N:

Things are so dry here in Denver area that many restaurants will not provide you with a glass of water until you ask for it. There's apparently some talk of actually charging for a glass of water.

I'm reminded of the story of the two Jewish fellows who went into a retaurant. (The only reason they were Jewish for the purposes of this story was because the story was in one of Rosten's books (NO NOT THAT ROSTEN!!!))

Anyway, the waier asked them what they wanted. The first fellow said he'd start with a glass of water. The other one specified, "I'd like a glass of water in a clean glass." The waiter returned with a tray a couple of minutes later. "All right, gentlemen, which one of you wanted the clean glass?"

TEd




TEd