wwh - I'll try to make this "flak free".

"The use of smileys is both adolescent and indicative of low IQ".

I'm glad you clarified that for us!
INCOMING!!!
This sounds like a comment coming from someone who just finished adolescence.
Whew - that was close...
Why would I seek usage *comments from someone who doesn't speak my language?
I heard the bullet whizz right past my ear on that one...
If *they gave us "the bird" I wouldn't feel so obfuscative.

Welcome aboard, jopublic! Life jackets on the right, please spit before you puke, and no smoking on deck after dark.

However, it is my solemn *duty to come up with a nickname for anyone who can be so "touchy-feely" as quickly as you have... I dub thee... "Q-less".

hev - Sensitive schmensitive!