Step right up, ladies, take yer best shots.

Happy to oblige... silly man! Asked for it!

Why do men like clever women?
Opposites attract.

Women are more irritable than men, but that's because men are more irritating.

If a man said what he thought he'd be speechless.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy men.


By the way, I haven't had a chance to say WELCOME Goat!

Disclaimer: Taken directly from "The Women's Jokebook" which happens to be sitting on the counter next to my desk. Coincidence?