Sure I must have mentioned the theory that we could live off nothing but Guinness and tomato juice.

why not, eh? since the Masai live off nothing but blood and milk and it don't seem to have done 'em any harm....

(think I am getting that right - or is it another African tribe that does that?)

but give me Guinness and tommy juice over blood and milk any day o' the week - or better still, Guinness and milk....drunk separately, of course

Let us go in peace to love and serve the board.