assignee assurance - A last will and testament.

conditional confarreation - We're getting married only if it's a bumper wheat crop this year.

daycoach deadfall - Having your sleeper car hide-a-bed close and lock while your still in it.

fumulus funk - That odor which causes everyone over 6 foot tall to leave the room.

hiemal high fidelity - Listening to all your old records because it's too frickin' cold outside to do anything else.

moonrise moratorium - Neverending nights of only starlight.

security seed - A spermbank investment.

turnsole tutelary - Relying on your sunflower patch to watch your kids.

whoopee widgeon - Feeling really ducky.

(F+W 1971)