Dear wordcrazy,

Being a psychiatric nurse, I look at your name and see a potentially threatening and revealing couple of syllables there: craz-y!

I must warn you that insanity will wrap its arms around you before you can say "Gesundheit!" (or however you spell a blessing), and, before you know it, they'll be coming to take you away, too.

I'm already entertaining fears that they'll be coming to take me away based on the short amount of time I've spent here. Every now and then I feel a smile creeping across my usually severely frowning face--and a bit of something ebullient begins to bubble up in my belly--and I fear that any second that true indicator of madness (i.e., laughter) will overcome me.

But fie! I shall fight it!

I must return to the being once known as Wordwind, who is going into withdrawal ever since we forced her laptop out from between her hands that clutched it like the looney she is.

Bedlam regards,
WW's Nursie