Thanks Fish - and others....Perhaps "religious war" isn't an oxymoron - I've just always heard it referred to as one, and it makes sense to me simply because of the "thou shalt not kill" rule that appears in all three "book" religions (I believe it does?) - Christianity, Islam and Judaism (doing it in alphabetical order in an attempt not to insult ANYONE!).

How about this one, which apparently ran in a sentence in a review of a play a friend of mine was in? (told me by the friend, of course):

incredibly believable

Let us go in peace to love and serve the board.