"Anchovies, anyone?" asked Tom with baited breath.

"Where's Rhubarb Commando?" asked Tom hilariously.
"He's with wwh," Tom answered himself biliously.

"I've invented a quick-release brassiere," said Tom fastidiously.

"Who won the World Cup?" asked Tom jocularly.

"I saw the Venus de Milo in Paris," said Tom disarmingly.

"Here's a picture of Mt. St. Helens," Tom gushed explosively.

[Immediate edit:]
"I just won the lottery again," Tom admitted reluctantly.