...all changes intentional

Ah, Whit. But I don't have to change Nash a bit (let alone 180%) for his words to apply to the posts of some people at Anu's word-banquet:

.....Seeing who sat next to who
.....Your face fell one inch; mine fell two.
.....Yet over our hostess's well meant food
.....Did I refrain from being rude,
.....A minor courtesy which I grieve
.....To note that you did not achieve.