"kielbasa" ....a euphemism for penis
innocent bystanders please note that kielbasa is a type of smoked Polish sausage - and very nice it is too

Sounds to me like someone's pulling someone's leg here, Bill!

I suppose "pork sausage" is an occasional Brit euphemism/innuendo for penis, but that's strictly for belly laughs. Seaside and/or postcard humour, we'd call it.

I'll bet that you find the meaning has been attributed the other way around in Polish, as well.

Though I could well be wrong.
Adam?

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