I swore I wasn't going to get involved in this, but please:

STOP IT

Maybe that seems insensitive - but guys, PLEASE, I read this board for the WORDS, not for personality battles, and truly honestly and deeply I would prefer it if you kept this stuff to PMs - or better yet, find each others' phone numbers and just have it out once and for all, voice to voice!

I am begging you, please don't keep this stuff up - it's driving me (and all the other spectators too, I would imagine) nuts, and I'm not even involved!

Yours desperately,
Alexis