Dear Dr bill, its a shame you are housebound, (and i bet, bereft of a drivers liceince too, ) i actually go into automotive stores, (i need to buy flares, i use my supply, and hadn't replenished it.
Chamois, (shammy, soft as silk, silken muse,) are still sold. but upscale folks like me, find in 15 minutes, the car/wash detailer, will wash, wax, buff, vacuum and stuff for $10-- and i can just sit back and read, or make calls, or sometimes, sit in a nice cubby they have, and pay bills! why would i get wet, and have have buy car wash detergents, and wax and wheel cleaner, and spend an hour?

the sheep name is (sha moi) (moi, just as Ms Piggy says it!) some sort of wild mountain sheep right?