NOTE: This is not a food thread!
By no stretch [wretch? retch?] of the imagination can liver be considered a "food".

I hate liver,
Liver makes me quiver,
Liver makes me curl right up and die
(Makes me cry)
It gives you hives,
Gives you scurvy,
Turns my stomach topsy turvy,
Liver just simply ain't my bag,
(Makes me gag)
[aside] Now liver is neither solid or liquid, but merely an amorphous, viscous colloid of putrid protein...located just south of the diaphragm, lounging like a whore on a pillow of fat. Is it any coincidence that there are 5 letters in the word liver? The same number of letters as in the word death? the word drugs?


I Hate Liver -- performed at Chicago's Second City theater in the 1970's, and frequently played on a weekly radio show here, but never released commercially.