Some years ago there was a French car around here with the plate, "BEZ-MOI." I'm sure the guy at the Department of Motor Vihicles read "BEZ" as only the imperitive form of "kiss," not its slang implication.

Many years ago I knew a man whith six children whose family name was Casebeer. I'm sure you can all figure out what his vanity plate said. (6-PACK, of course)