Loved the portion on how various people would answer the riddle, "Why did the chicken cross the road." Example: Bill Clinton: "I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by 'chicken?' Could you define 'chicken' please."

And you are reminded, "REMEMBER: 'Stressed' spelled backward is 'desserts'.

[Dangit! Getting hungrier all the time. You're torturing me!]

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