Milun, aren't you familiar with the AWAD way of cleaning?

We sweep a room with a glance (Wow's contribution, as i recall)

You could eat off our floors (there enough crumbs there for a 3 course meal!--

Every thing is in its place! (the dust bunnies remain under the beds and sofas, the cobwebs remain in the dark and hard to reach corners)

Oh and i have forgotten some of the others.. but i am sure all the women here, who value words more thanHousecleaning chores will supply the hints i have missed!