Upon re-visiting Upper Volta, one might find it re-Volting. And having established the circumference and
formula of its pastry shells, one becomes Pi-Crustean.

And we know that the crust is cooked in an equal sided container, since pie are squared. Now, do the residents of Ms. Megawatti's country wear turbines on their heads? I would presume that being around such magnetic personalities would leave one in a state of constant flux. (Opportunity here for the North Poles and the South Poles to come charging in)