SPECIAL: TODAY ONLY
TWO LIGHTNIN' RUBS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE


I met a pretty girl she was standing by a tub
Man she pulled me down in it and she begin to
rub
It's mighty crazy, you know it's crazy
Just to keep on rubbing at that same ole thing.

I met a pretty girl all sharped out in blue
She saw me rubbin' so she started rubbin' too
It's mighty crazy, It's mighty crazy
Just to keep on rubbin' at that same ole thing.

Mama got the rub board, sister got the tub
They're going round doing the rub-de-rub
It's mighty crazy, it's Mighty crazy
Just to keep on rubbin' at that same ole thing


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Two old maids, they was layin' in a bed
One turned over and this is what she said
Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy
Ain't it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin' that thing

Yeah mama killed a chicken, thought it was a duck
Put him on the table with his feet turned up
Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy
Ain't it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin' that thing

There was two old maids, layin' in the sand
Each one wonderin' if the other was a man
Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy
Ain't it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin' at that thing


IT"S MIGHTY CRAZY - LIGHTNIN' SLIM
AIN"T IT CRAZY - LIGHTIN' HOPKINS **

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(Lightnin' Hopkins courtesy of Hyla's father)