TEd says to geoff "[Y]ou will be receiving a summons to small claims court, where I am sueing you for the damages to my keyboard caused by snorting coffee out through my nose."

TEd, do you really wish to establish a precedent that puns are actionable?

And by the way, anything that came from my nose would not be a matter for "small" claims court. [batten down the hatches, Maude; there's a hurricane a-comin' thru]