tell me what "diarise" means, I will action the word immediately

Just agendise(ize) it for the next attitude session (you can search for the definition below).

if you want to see some really scary words, just look here: http://www.cocs.com/jhoagland/terms.html

Here's a few examples for non-link-follower types (hello Jackie).

Something makes me think that some people would prefer this information not to be so easily available, clearly Michigan has some very scary people:

Amafight: (verb)
More than a disagreement, this is a fight between two people over any subject regarding building an Amway business. Some distributors believe these fights are actually good for married couples.

"stinking thinking": (noun)
The derogatory name for a distributor's "condition" when he makes negative comments about life or the Amway business.

"stinking thinking loser": (noun)
The derogatory name for a person who has "stinking thinking" and who has quit the Amway business. After all, distributors claim, only "winners" build the business.