My Life as Chopped Liver ®
The royalty check in in the mail, right?As caramia's agent, I should perhaps explain that this may be a confusion of
accents (it being a well-none fact® that the angels of CA have elevated and superior diction to the rest of the world), since it would be unfortunate to raise expectations in the lovely A$P’s mind of substantial participation in the inevitable spin-off merchandising from the forthcoming smash-hit Oscara® winner…
What caramia's script (developed by a talented team of scriptwriters, at
least one of whom has a name reminiscent of someone you think you
may have heard of ~ or was that the cameraman's second assistant’s dog in the last Julia Roberts vehicle?) actually
is can be more accurately rendered as
My Life As Chopped Lover, a searing and passionate future-world indictment of the failures of Western Capitalism in the face of personal growth and an exploration of the tender workings of the human soul: think
Terminator meets
Love Story!
