I can't figure out who the others are, but must agree that the *** are lawyers. If they're not, they should be, for the sake of pan-societal comeuppance.

To digress a tiny bit, one of my favorite jokes blends elements from my job as medical transcriptionist with my great affection for our local baseball team, the Seattle Mariners, (who are, by the way, going to take the championship this year - Damn Yankees notwithstanding):

A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "don't get excited, don't get mad, and forget about baseball when you're off the field." Then he added, "By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in the ninth?"