I don't know if I'm allowed here, since I'm an old "newbie," having quit and rejoined, but here goes anyway!

Lady Astor to Dorothy Parker, as they entered a room: "Age before beauty." Dorothy Parker to Lady Astor: "And pearls before swine."

Said of a pretty but vacuous woman: Great cage. Too bad the canary's dead.

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Was she referring to her skin tone changing?